Words And Procession On Wedding Programme Catholics- Funny Joke About Common Catholic Words ?

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Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass

Chorus: A group of people whose singing is lip-synch the rest of the community.

Holy Water: a liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

Anthem: sung a song of praise usually in three octaves higher than in the area of the municipality.

Depth anthem have the last song in the show often sung a little softer than most people already left.

INCENSE: Holy Smoke!

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JONAH: The original story of "Shark".

JUSTICE: When kids have their own children.

Kyrie eleison: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava. (for non-Catholics it means Lord Have Mercy)

MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.

Birthplace: When Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph is not covered by an HMO. Camino (of the Bibleshows us that holiday travel has always been difficult.)

PEW: A medieval torture device still not found in the Catholic churches.

Procession: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of the Mass, the altar servers, the priest, and late parishioners looking for seats.

In Depth: The ceremonial procession at the end of the show tried under the guidance of community members to beat the crowd in the parking lot.

RELICS: People who have attended the fair as long as they know where they sit, kneel and stand.

Ten Commandments: The most important awards not given by David Letterman.

Porter: The only people in the community who do not know the ability of a bank.